1. A cute nickname that will make them think you have taken your time to pick out a special name for them because they charm you OH so much: Boo. (Also avoids in person confusion of names = WHO’S A SLORE)
2. Never give one of them a privilege you don’t give the rest, this shows favoritism. In the art of having men as pure means of boredom relief the moment you give one more privileges than the other you start loosing control in what is done in the “relationship”. Don’t fool yourself, the moment you show favoritism means you need to cut them loose.
3. Never accept invites to meet family members. This means you are interested in their family, which means you are interested in more than just dating them casually.
4. Gifts with notable price tags are always accepted.
5. Keep the phone calls to a minimum, and when you are talking to them on the phone make a fact to let them know you are taking time out of something else to be talking to them. Makes them feel important, keeps them around longer.
6. Boring conversations= small penis. No way around that. If they had amazing conversations and a small penis they would be married.
7. Never accept any type of personalized gifts with a date written on them or joint names, no no no no no. That means they regard your relationship as something stable, but what they fail to realize is everything with a starting date has an ending date.
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